Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Pro player Purposely Hits Onlooker in Testicles with Trick Shot


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This is apropos of absolutely nothing. It’s just funny. We could all use an honest chuckle right about now and there’s not much funnier than some goon getting smacked in his guy sack. and therefore the more unexpected said sack smacking is, the higher.

Enter this random guy at the bar watching some obviously talented, possibly professional player (the vest with a bunch of sponsors thereon seems like a reasonably big clue). That’s really all I do know about things. I couldn't find context. Some light Googling yielded nothing.

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A couple thoughts:

1. Did that not hurt? The guy reacts love it didn’t hurt so bad. He obviously didn’t get hit hard but sometimes those soft taps find yourself being even as painful. They leave you sick to your stomach. Maybe the video cuts out before the pain really kicks in.

2. There’s an opportunity this was intended but as an optimist, a romantic, and a believer that there’s still magic (of some kind) left during this world, I prefer to think the guy had no concept billiard ball was close to fly into his scrotum.

3. If the guy who got hit within the nuts wasn’t in on this, and this pro player does this regularly at bars to entertain people… man, this is often getting to get him killed at some point. His body goes to be found within the parking zone of a Twin Peaks in El Paso, Texas or something. Stabbed within the heart together with his own broken cue.